What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

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Then came..

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

What caused the stock market to crash?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Why do some women alter their faces by so-called cosmetic surgeries (on their eyes, cheeks, lips, chin, jaw) that making them look like Donald Duck or puffy aliens, while for most men these unnatural facial changes are ridiculous or even disgusting?

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

How do you feel about the impending end of what Donald Trump calls "the Green New scam"?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

I saw a post on X which says "control your lust & you'll understand how boring 90% of women are." What do you think about it? Do you agree or disagree? Why?

So they tried

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

What is your young sex story?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Am I the unique Gen Z if I dislike TikTok and prefer the 2000s technology trends like retro consoles, CRTs, and CD/DVDs?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

Hysterias & Posteriors

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No go.

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

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